Monday, April 25, 2011
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
Charlie: All right, you're getting hung up on "can't", and I'm not saying that you can't. I'm saying that it is illegal.
Dennis: No, but it's not illegal.
Charlie: Says the guy who knows nothing about the law!
Dennis: I can absolutely keep a hummingbird as a pet, bro. It's no different than having a parrot or a parakeet. It's a bird, bro.
Charlie: You really can't, and I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law in this country—it's not governed by reason.
Dennis: There's no such thing as "bird law".
Charlie: Yes, there is.
Dennis: You know what? I'm going to get a hummingbird and I'll show you.
Charlie: Hummingbirds...hummingbirds are illegal tender!
Dennis: I'm going to get one.
Charlie: You cannot.
Dennis: To spite you, I'm going to get one.
Mac: Where are we with gulls?
Charlie: You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
If people are going to steal tvs from bars couldn't they choose ones that suck? It's like they had a list of my favorite bars in that 5 mile radius.
"Atlanta police responded to a 6:18 a.m. alarm at 97 Estoria, a bar on Wylie Street in Cabbagetown, where police dispatchers reported at least one flat-screen television stolen.
Eighteen minutes later, officers were sent to the North Highland Pub on North Highland Avenue. There, suspects described as two black males wearing masks took a 42- and a 50-inch television."