old school nasty

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Atlanta: Home of Wackos


So I hear around 4:30 that Peachtree is blocked off yesterday because some guy is in the road or something. I think nothing of it. Around 8pm I walk up to 3 Dollar Cafe to eat and play trivia. I then notice that Peachtree is still blocked off and there are about 20 police cars. I proceed to spot the idiot on the crane 20 stories up. Apparently he killed his wife in Florida this week and knew that if he came to Atlanta we'd make a big deal out of him jumping/not jumping. After about an hour why don't you just get a big safety mat. Put underneath him and then charge him. Either he'll panic and jump and have a 50/50 shot of living. Or he'll be too scared to move and you capture him. End of crisis.

I'm so glad the state decided to prosecute this nutjob.
horse face
Why the long face? No it's not because you're sad....

On the trivia note...apparently Timbuktu is in Ghana. Other interesting fact about Ghana, Shirley Temple was the US Ambassador for Ghana during the Ford administration.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

uniform

This is pretty much what my closet looks like.

Two thoughts on this

-seriously? No discount. You buy 10 polos at once for $65 a piece? They couldn't throw in a $20 discount? They're asking for a $650 purchase and offering no discount and no choice of what colors you want.

-despite all of this it seems like the ideal birthday gift for me. However I will choose to go with something more practical like say this liquid pleasure dispenser

thoughts across the board

-people at Braves games who still boo Tom Glavine are the scum of the earth. GET OVER IT! In reality he did us a favor. His pitching was going to go downhill. So he took the players union company line and accepted more money and went to New York. He saved us the difficult decision of having to cut or trade him. No one needs to pay that much for a 4 or 5 starter. Appreciate what he did for us over 10 years, clap for the guy, and move on. It'd be different if he came in to Turner and shut us down everytime. But we absolutely own the guy so there is no reason to dislike him.

-Since Langerhans has gotten a lot of playing time he's really starting to slump. Betemit however is playing really well.

-As much as I wanted to see Hudson get the complete game shutout, it was so important for Reitsma to come in and have a 1,2,3 close with 2 strike outs. Floyd and Piazza looked helpless. His change-up was dead on.

-How can you negatively recruit against Roy Williams at this point. He's got it all at this point. He won a national championship, he puts a significant number of kids into the NBA, he's at a big state school with tradition, academics aren't terribly hard, you play in the ACC etc. What can anyone besides maybe Coach K hold over him at this point?

The only thing that can really hurt him long term is taking too many kids that leave after one year.

- I'm now at peace with what I believe to be the Hawks draft. I'm pretty sure they will take either Marvin Williams or Chris Paul. I heard the tail end of Billy Knight on 790am this morning and he was in a suprisingly jovial mood for him. He cracked several jokes. I think he's really happy with the situation he's in. Of the three players Williams fits into Knight's mold the most. I've heard him say before that he really likes to have long guys on his team. He doesn't care as much about height as wingspan. Which would explain why he reached on Childress (bad move) instead of taking Iguodala or Deng. I think if the Bucks take Williams it's a pretty safe bet that the Hawks take Paul. Take a highschool kid in the second round and then try to sign a center. The depth of the draft seems to be at PG. So if we take Paul #1 we might as well reach in the 2nd round and see if we can get another Josh Smith.

-so before the season finale tonight I'd like to state that the first season of Lost is the second greatest season of television I've ever seen. Only the first season of 24 beats it out. It's just phenomenal.

-Newradio season 1 & 2 DVD came out on DVD this week. Most underrated sitcom of all time. Hands down.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Pre Lottery Thoughts


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I know it's not going to happen. But let's just assume that everything goes right for once and the Hawks win the lottery tonight. Which for the sake of argument most people assume at this point even though there is only a 25% chance.

So here's my point. People like Chad Ford and other idiots are suggesting that the Hawks take Bogut because we need a center. People like this are idiots. These are the same idiots who place way too much value on qb's in the NFL draft. Just because someone is the best player at that position in the draft doesn't mean they are good. Aaron Rogers and Alex Smith would not have be one of the first three qb's taken last year. Bogut is the same way. Just because he's the only center in the draft doesn't mean you have to take him.

These same people think the Hawks should take Bogut over say Marvin Williams because we already have too many 6-8,9 guys who play the wing. That makes sense. So instead of grabbing the next Antawn Jamison we should hold on to Diaw, Childress, Harrington, that douche from BYU, Donta Smith etc. That makes no sense. If you feel that way draft Williams then trade Al Harrington for a point guard. You know that you are going to sign someone at center whether is Kwame, Curry, Chandler, Dalembert or Swift. But you will get one of those by throwing a bunch of money at them. And be happy you got them instead of Mehmet Okur who signed a ridiculous deal last year because he was the best of the free agent centers.

I'll take Chris Paul because I believe he can develop into an all star. I just don't think it's a sure thing. It just seems to me though that you could trade for Bobby Jackson or Antonio Daniels or someone to play the point with Lue continuing to play backup. Have a four man rotation of Smith, Childress, Williams, Harrington and Diaw playing the 2,3,4 spots. Then you one of the centers you've signed starts with Collier and Drobnjak on the bench. Not a great team for next year. But you have two potential/athletic stars you're developing plus a solid role player in Childress probably. Make another good draft pick or signing and you have a playoff team in two or three years. Think Chicago.

Friday, May 20, 2005

why not Montana vs. Montana St.

Marshall football coach Mark Snyder on the recently signed deal that will have Marshall and West Virginia play 5 times: ""This is huge. Huge! It's gonna help us recruiting, gonna help our season ticket sales and most importantly, it's gonna help the state of West Virginia," he said. "It'll be like Michigan-Michigan State, Virginia-Virginia Tech.""

umm. Is he aware that the Marshall/WVU game will never be big so he's comparing it to medium size rivalries like the UM/MSU and UVA/VT games? Or is he completely clueless? If I'm going intrastate rivalries in order of importance I'm saying

1) The Iron Bowl. Auburn and Alabama because what it means to the people of Alabama (everything) more than national importance
2) Florida State/Miami for the last 15-20 years this has almost always had a direct impact on the MNC
3) The Tube Top Hoedown Florida/Florida St. see #2 above
4) Texas/Texas A&M It's a shame that the Aggies bon fire is now tarnished
5) South Carolina/Clemson I'll let last year's brawl speak for itself

honorable mention OU/OkSt, USC/UCLA, Oregon/OSU, Mich/MSU, Egg Bowl Ole Miss/Miss St., UVA/VaTech

I got the quote from Bruce Feldman's blog on espn.com. If you are a big time college football fan I highly recommend it.

kolBB

Dan Kolb's blog: Atlanta's former closer goes public about his suckitude.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Braves

for the record this is a great site about the Braves. It's funny and informative. Basically this guy, Mac, writes a pretty good recap of the game and then people make comments. My favorite trend so far is people referring to Danny boy the closer as kolBB making reference to his his percentage of walks for a closer. That and Strangerhans because Langerhans feels like a stranger since Bobby Cox never plays him.

Cool site

Apparently this guy writes for Page3 which I wasn't sure that people actually read. Anyways he's got some good links.

I'm officially ready for Kolb to be relegated to Gryboski status. There's nothing like staying up for the end of a Smoltz masterpiece only to see Kolb blow it in the ninth. Hell, everyone knew it was coming. When Estrada was on 2nd in the top of the ninth everyone knew how important it was to get him home b/c Kolb needs at least 2 runs to work with. It's unbelievable that's only his third blown save of the season. It feels like #10.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Top 5 in the NBA

So we had a discussion at the Highland Tap last night about the top 5 players in the NBA righ now excluding Shaq because he's just to hard to judge right now. Are you talking about healty Shaq or full season Shaq? So anyways here's my top 5 at the moment: Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Lebron James, Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady. Just off that list would be Wade and Kobe. Wade has to become a better floor general and defender in my mind...but he's real close. I don't remember anyone getting to the rim as easily as he does. As far as Kobe goes I felt it came down to a toss up between him and McGrady to be in the top 5. What you have with TMac is a taller, better shooter, and better defender but doesn't have as good of a competitive edge. Also TMac showed this year that he can get his team involved and make them better. Based on this year I'm giving the slight edge to Tmac.

I think the top 10 in order based on this past season would be something like:
1) Duncan
2) Shaq
3) Garnett
4) Lebron
5) Iverson
6) McGrady
7) Kobe
8) Wade
9) Jason Kidd
10) Dirk Nowitzki

Although by the end of next year it could easily be something like Lebron, Garnett, Kobe, Wade, Duncan, Shaq, Iverson, Kidd, McGrady, Dirk

Monday, May 16, 2005

Questions about the SEC

Well this SEC football season has about as many story lines heading into the season as I can remember

Auburn: How do you respond to losing 4 first round draft picks. I think we are going to be a lot like LSU last year. Real stout defense and a shaky offense. Although I believe we will handle the bad teams better than the bengals did last year.

uga: Shockley in the drivers seat, will half the defense serve jail time by September, will Mark Richt actually run the ball since he has no other choice?

bama: will Croyle ever play a full season?

ut: supposedly the #3 team in the nation. Though I suspect their oline will be shaky and as a result their running game will suffer. they have two good qbs and a lot of receivers though. I think their secondary will be suspect also. Lose at least one game.

lsu: new coach who did alright with the okst. He just got handed a top 5 team talent wise. can he coach? Also going to have to be a running team like uga this year.

uf: how does Meyer adjust to the land of tube tops and jean cut offs? I got one prediction. Gimmick offense won't work. He better adjust his scheme. Also I don't see why the press is hyping the gators so much. Unless Meyer is a defensive genius (he's not) the gators problem last year was on defense. They gave up 40 to freaking Arkansas and they lost their best defender to the draft. Also they will have no running game this year.

usc: the ole ballcoach is back. I think it's going to take untill his third season to get something accomplished. usc has some talent but I think's it's all on the defensive side of the ball.

ole miss: wild boy ed orgeron is a scary man. probably a child molester. i have no proof I just get a weird feeling from him. probably addicted to coke also.

arky: life after Matt Jones..probably pretty dismal. Like the void after Clint Stoener left.

msu, vandy, uk: I don't really care and no one else does either.

Theoretically AU, LSU, UT, UF or UGA will compete for a MNC. I don't see any of those teams going undefeated though. Each team has flaws. Who ever survives with one loss and wins the SECCG has a legitimate shot at going to the Rose Bowl though I think. I think USC loses one this year, people are over OU, texas is going to have to learn how to pass the ball at some point, with UMich, OSU, and Iowa all being good someone is going to lose up there and the ACC is a cluster of teams all at about the same level now.

It will be fun as always.

Joe Johnson

DNP FRACTURED ORBITAL BONE just has to be one of those phrases that always takes you by surprise in a box score. I'm just glad fantasy basketball is over so I don't have to worry about seeing stuff like that.

Playoffs?

I have got to start watching these playoff games. Nash scores 48? Are you kidding me? I just wish that all the shows I watch would go ahead and have their season finales. It seems like everytime I watch a game it's a blow out and everytime I miss one it's a classic or somone like Nash or Wade goes for 40. This Suns teams reminds me of some past Duke teams in that they make it through the whole year and people keep mentioning that their one weakness is a thin bench. Then one injury or fould trouble completely exposes them in the tourney/playoffs. The Suns bench got outscored 37-3 last night.

DALLAS -- Things change quickly in the playoffs. Steve Nash actually got booed Sunday night in pregame warmups.

Then this reunion with his old pals from Dallas, and a city that once loved him so, only got stranger.

The locals obviously don't like losing to the mop-haired Mavs alumnus, but their new heroes were openly rooting for Nash in Game 4. The Mavericks were almost escorting him to the basket. They decided to let Nash score 50 points if he wanted so long as Nash didn't get the other Suns running away in track-meet mode.

Nash didn't get 50, but he did score 48. Dallas owner Mark Cuban was so moved that he grabbed Nash's hand after the final buzzer.

"Congratulating him on a great game," Cuban said afterward.

Yet the postgame message from several other Mavs tilted more toward thanks than congratulations, because they relished seeing Nash manage only five assists in a playoff-high 44 minutes. The hosts decided to keep Amare Stoudemire surrounded and let Nash go wherever he pleased, then credited that pick-your-poison strategy as the key to a 119-109 triumph that evened this series at 2-2.

"It's no secret," Mavs coach Avery Johnson admitted afterward, "that we don't want [Stoudemire] attempting a lot of shots."

It's a determination the Mavericks reached after losing two of the first three games to a team that's even thinner now than it was when the series started. They've sagely deduced that it is better to surrender 48 points and five assists to Nash than it is to let Nash amass 27 points and 17 assists, as he did in the Suns' Game 3 win here Friday night.

You can beat the Suns if Nash scores big. You can even beat the Suns occasionally when Nash dimes big. You have no chance if you allow both.

The Mavericks were thus almost grateful to see Nash skittering under, through and around them for 23 points alone in the third quarter, 16 in a row in one stretch. Especially because the unwavering attention they paid to Stoudemire helped limit the Suns' wrecking ball to three baskets -- compared to five personal fouls -- after Amare scored 40, 30 and 37 points in the first three games of the series.

The Mavs, though, would be wise not to celebrate for too long, because the freshly minted MVP is bound to find a way to get his teammates going in Wednesday's Game 5, after two days of mostly rest.

The Suns, in fact, scoffed at the idea that the strategy worked, since they wound up shooting 51.2 percent from the field while scoring a tidy 109 points. The problem, they insisted, was a flat first half. Their second flat first half in a week, incidentally.

As in Game 2, the vaunted Phoenix running game disappeared again for two quarters; Dallas rung up a 17-2 lead in fast-break points at halftime. "That's us," said Suns coach Mike D'Antoni. "That's not what they did."

Nash, meanwhile, helped make the Mavericks' gambit a success by resisting the invitations to shoot for a half. As seen at times in his Dallas days, Nash over-penetrated in his zeal to find a passing target. He had five of his nine turnovers at the break, when D'Antoni told him to stop looking for the pass and be more selfish.

You saw the results in the next quarter. The Suns, though, suffered at the finish because they didn't get a strong performance from any of their other four starters. That left Phoenix waiting unfulfilled for that one game-turning spurt every opponent fears.


D'Antoni's theory?

"We had the gas," he said, dismissing the notion that his team is starting to show signs of wear with Joe Johnson unavailable. "We just didn't apply it in the first half.

"That's a young team," D'Antoni added, "thinking we have two games left at home."

The bet here is that the Coach of the Year and the MVP will come up with a counter between now and Game 5. If D'Antoni and Nash do the expected, Dallas will have to have everything it showed in Game 4 to avoid facing potential elimination in Game 6.

The Mavs hit almost everything on their checklist in this one. They kept Erick Dampier on the floor and kept him active, resulting in a double-double (13 points, 11 rebounds) from the under-fire center who has replaced Shawn Bradley as Shaquille O'Neal's favorite Mav target. They moved Dirk Nowitzki out of the post (as Nowitzki had hoped) and created more scoring opportunities for him out of motion sets, and Nowitzki capitalized with 25 points on 9-for-15 shooting. Thirty-six points from the bench didn't hurt, either, compared to the Suns' three ... and Josh Howard supplied 29 points and 10 boards to back up our recent Daily Dime contention that Howard is the second-best player in Mavsland.

Yet Nash had something left after unloading his Forty-Eight. A warning.

About "momentum swings," to use Nash's words.

"You win a game and you think you'll never lose again," Nash said. "You lose a game and you think you'll never win again. That's the playoffs."

Right. Things change fast.

Marc Stein is the senior NBA writer for ESPN.com. To e-mail him, click here. Also, click here to send a question for possible use on ESPNEWS.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Mark Jackson: A Tribute


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I just realized that I can start off every post with this picture. Which makes me happy. Seriously look at this picture. It's the definition of Old School Nasty. The only thing that could compare would be a video of Mark posting up a smaller point guard starting at the old 3pt line and moving him all the way down to the block while Patrick Ewing's lazy ass sat around and watched.

Cool site

This is a pretty cool idea/site by a guy I used to know The Wednesday Night Cocktail Club of Tampa Florida

This is his other business The Boom Bus Tampa Bay Party Bus Limo Service

Monday, May 09, 2005

Thursday, May 05, 2005

trivia night followup

some left over questions/answers from trivia


1814, agreement ending the War of 1812 between the United States and Great Britain. It was signed at Ghent, Belgium, on Dec. 24, 1814, and ratified by the U.S. Senate in Feb., 1815. The American commissioners were John Q. Adams, James A. Bayard, Henry Clay, Jonathan Russell, and Albert Gallatin. Negotiations were begun in August, with the recent defeat of Napoleon I giving the British an advantage reinforced by the burning of the Capitol at Washington shortly afterward. Only the victory of Thomas Macdonough at Plattsburgh and the threat of further hostilities in Europe induced the British to give up their demands to control the Great Lakes and erect a Native American state under British control in the country NW of the Ohio River. Thus the agreement to restore territory and places taken by either party was a diplomatic victory for the United States. It was provided that commissions would be set up to determine the boundary from the St. Croix River west to Lake of the Woods. Both parties were to use their best endeavors to abolish the slave trade. No mention was made of the fisheries question, the impressment of American seamen, or the rights of neutral commerce.

and also

WALLS, Miss. - Elvis lives . . . in real estate. Yes, the King has been sighted, this time in the form of a proposed 802-acre (321-hectare), US$517 million destination resort in Walls, Miss., five miles (eight kilometers) south of Memphis, Tenn.
It's Elvis Presley Ranch, as developers backing the complex have dubbed it. And that's true . . . sort of. Presley once owned the 157-acre (63-hectare) Circle G Ranch that's part of the proposed site.
More definitely true, some observers feel, is the project's well-above-average wackiness quotient. A plan submitted to the DeSoto County Planning Commission, for example, includes a Go Kart racing complex, two hotels and a convention center, 650 "luxury condominiums" (tentatively priced from $600,000 to $1.2 million), three wedding chapels and a number of "honeymoon cottages." Not to mention the proposed Elvis museum, two golf courses, a "family entertainment center," a retail center, restaurants and a concert auditorium.
In addition, project plans suggest that trophy space lives - at least when you're talkin' Elvis. A reproduction of the White House is part of the master design, as is a replica of the 53,000-sq.-ft. (4,440-sq.-m.) "Elvis dream house" (which Presley, incidentally, never got around to building).