New Years Resolutions

In 2006 I will try to embetter myself by peforming the following random acts:

- Piss off a celebrity

- Continue to bet on sports. However, this year I will actually win money

- Teach someone how to love a woman and scold a child

- Use the nickname broseph less and brocephus more

- Break someone's spirit

- Memorize all the lyrics to Lazy Sunday

- Take a vaction that doesn't take place in the state of Georgia or involve seeing a family member or football game

- Occasionally stop and take the time to ask myself "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"