old school nasty

Monday, April 09, 2007

Go Go Gadget Groove Thang

I'm not gonna lie. I find it a little worrisome that a robot can be programmed to dance better than I can. Granted, I did create the Buckhead Bounce which was stolen and later bastardized into the popular Bankhead Bounce, but that was roughly 12 years ago. I haven't started a dance sensation in a long time. So take notice cute little fuzzy robot, the Dancing Jman is gunning for you.

Whatever happened to dance shows on tv? I'm assuming that Soul Train, Club MTV, the Grind, etc. are now dead. Which leaves possibly only Pants-Off Dance-Off on Fuse TV as the only way to showcase your groove on cable. If someone started a dance show and regularly brought in enough hot dancers, wouldn't it get ratings or create an online presence? I'm sure you could film it in L.A. and get reality stars, porn stars, aspiring models to dance on it. Though, I'm sure these shows started going downhill about the time 13 year olds figured out how to get free porn on the internet.

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